her, “Opener! Question about an aspect of your profile? Compliment on your hair.”
me, “Haha, rejoinder. I am a big fan of aspect. Can you tell me more about your favorite band or dish?”
her, “Oh, I LOVE band or dish. Are you a fan? I didn’t know anyone else had ever eaten/listened to it/them. So, invitation to imply what your salary is?”
me, “Well, implication that I work in a lucrative field. Brief discussion of band or dish. Offhand mention of a girlfriend who is clearly mentioned and linked to in my profile.”
Fin. Exeunt omnes.